A Self Portrait (also titled: What happens when a photographer is shut inside because of rain)

Everyone knows that I really love photography. But not everyone knows that it's because, in a very small part, I don't have to be in the picture. I don't like having my picture taken. So what happens when you're a photographer, shut inside because of an insane amount of rain, have no money left because it all went to Christmas presents, and are afraid to take pictures of your kids due to "overexposure?" Well you begin thinking of crazy things to do, with the only subject willing to do it. Below is the result. Enjoy, and I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas!